This is purely for archival purposes. I’ve started tagging quotes in my journal (as seen here: http://wertle.livejournal.com/tag/quotes), and so I’m transferring my old notepad quote log to journal form.
Carry on, internet, carry on.
Tag Archives: quotes
Do normal people do this?
Me: Can you use Iceweb Spider Silk for anything?
Will: I can make pants upgrades. The pant enchants
Me: pantchants
Will: enpanting
Me: panchanting
Will: pantgalactic chantleblaster
Quotage
(On BoomBlox)
Lisa: “I like how it vibrates your wiimote just a bit when it’s your turn.”
Maria: “It’s so you can play this game if you’re blind.”
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Maria: “I don’t have any programming skills, I just think of the ideas. That makes me the designer.”
Scott: “I don’t have programming skills either, what does that make me?”
Maria: “That makes you a playtester.”
Ian is getting his degree in Marine Biology
Ian: “I saw a manatee once, but I thought it was a shark so I ran away.”
Kyle: “How old were you?”
Ian: “It was a couple of years ago.”
Even more summer time quotage
Josh: “Do they teach you about dual harmonics at the ETC?”
Lisa: “Um, can you give me a context?”
Josh: “Well, it’s like a harmonic, but there are two of them.”
Another fun quote
Cheng: “That zone has, like, 5 people working in it.”
Josh: “That’s hyperbole, it’s really only like 4.”
More Monster Comics
So the giant monster comic thing apparently triggered something in me. The ideas were pouring out of my brain so quickly that I had to run around with a bucket to catch them all. It’s fun to feel this way, I haven’t been on this much of a drawing frenzy in a long time!
T-saur Visits Monster Island, Part 1
Expect more to come.
And another amusing quote:
Colin: “In Fish Hell, I take care of you. In Fish Heaven, Lisa takes care of you.”
Quotes!
Some amusing summer time quotes…
Josh: “What do your parents do? Wait wait, I know…your dad is an engineer and your mom is a professor.”
Lisa: “No…”
Josh (ponders): “Okay, your dad breeds and raises unicorns and your mom teaches them to read…”
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Gabe: “Don’t you sass me!”
Lisa: “I’ll a-sass-inate you!”
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Jesse: “pinky swear NDA!”
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Chocula (Ross), from 2 bays over: “DAMMIT LisaTheIntern!”
Lisa: “I’m sorry!!”
Ross: “……don’t apologize for killing people!!!”
Cloverfield
The Bandology consensus on Cloverfield:
Andy: Cloverfield is the second movie ever to give me motion sickness.
Edmundo: Cloverfield gave me a hangover
Me: Cloverfield almost gave me a freakin seizure
The conclusion being, don’t take those warnings at the ticket counter lightly
Silliness
Best Rock Band quote from last night–
Brendan: Aw, man, I have to drum for Iron Maiden.
Will: Just use one hand!
Brendan: … THAT’S DEF LEPPARD!